is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
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My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
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YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
I just spontaneously learned how to embroider at three in the morning.
I also almost burned the house down in the process. Don't ask me how. It's a long story.
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
Dude. I’m playing chess through iMessage with a stripper. What has my life become.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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