what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
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Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
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She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
Getting drunk before noon on a Tuesday. When did this become my life? Did you know that a six-pack of Smirnoff is 2 liters?
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
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