Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
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