How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
I got fingered by sexual harassment panda last night, by a van, I can't remember if he took off his furry panda hands...
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I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
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When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
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