how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
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No you dumbass thats not right
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
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Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
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If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
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