His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
I can tell how much and what I drank by my morning shits
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
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They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
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