im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
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it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
I feel like I should pray to the god of Febreze, because it is like it washes away the smell of all my sins from the bed
i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.
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If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
I finally realized he drank way too much when he tried serenading me to the song "come my lady" while slowly and creepily making his way toward me...keeping constant eye contact.
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