And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
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Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
40s are totally the cure
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Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
if I start to respond to these political texts with a middle finger emoji - do you think they will get the hint?
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