i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
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Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
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Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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