I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
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dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
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I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
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