Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
So it turns out there are pros and cons to having a broken wrist. Pro: I can give amazing blowjobs with my left hand. Con: I just had to open a packet of crisps with scissors.
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She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
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Drunk yoga at 11 am turned into me sitting on the couch making fun of the girl in the instructional video. By the way, what the fuck is a third eye?
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
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