My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
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Green mimosas i think yes
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
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Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
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