Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
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Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
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Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
Things that happen while I poop: I start dating someone
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
I just got through airport security with 5 grams of weed in my back pocket. Either I deserve a metal or the government is slacking
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
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