Nicole vs. Life
when i say i joined a midget dating site why do u assume i was drunk
It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
You okay?
I walked into work with a banana and a loaf of bread
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
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