Got hit on at a funeral service by cougar. I think I just got Reverse Will Ferrell'd.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
Randomize