Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
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If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
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I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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