Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
weddingsv make me drug and hornr
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
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I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
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Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
After we won that round of beer pong you attempted to swallow the winning ball whole claiming you had the mouth and jaw of a snake.
A snake? I must've been gone...
After that you got naked and hissed at people the rest of the night..
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