you really are a gigantic fucking slut.
sidenote: just remembered sarcasm does not translate through text
it's probably a bad thing that i wasn't even offended, huh?
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
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I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
The doctor said 'youre the 2nd youngest person that ive seen with this condition. Thats probably not the silver medal you were looking for today.'
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
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i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
Naked. naked and bneed help.
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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