Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
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you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
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i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
Where are you guys?
Drunk
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