You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
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So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
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We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
Dude I'm pretty sure everyone in my office knows I fucked our boss...can I ask for anything better?
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