Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
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alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
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I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
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