dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
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I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
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You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
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