love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
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Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
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three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
Dude, seriously, fucking stop introducing me as "Thomas, with the dick piercing." you are the worst wingman ever.
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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