Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
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Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
You got pulled on stage by a stripper who wore ruffled ankle socks and did jumping jacks for her dance. Then you were put in a chokehold by a security guard that almost cried because you supposedly said "fuck you!" to him.
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View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
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