Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
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Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
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Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
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