I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
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she went home with me because she said i reminded her of paul rudd. remind me to thank him for his awkwardness
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
the only good thing about breaking up with him while naked was that i got to make a forgetting sarah marshall reference
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You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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