I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
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Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
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she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
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