This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
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riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
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Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
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