Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
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I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
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My ex-fiancee UPS-ed me a sixer of tall boys, and a fifth of bourbon for christmas, from halfway across the country. What does this mean?
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
I have betrayed my no carb ways & I can feel it.
Embrace it. Come over to the dark side. I'll feed you muffins while stroking your hair.
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