Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
When my girlfriend drinks sangria it's like winning the vagina lottery
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
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How come I'm the only one who's around when people show up? I had just taken a shit, I wasn't wearing pants, phantom of the opera was playing and the fridge said PENIS.
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
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I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
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