I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
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Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
Today has been the most awkward masturbatory day of my life. Possibly even more awkward than when my mom found my vibrator on Mother's Day.
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just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
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