you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
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last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
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yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
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