So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
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See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
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Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
Dave called me blind fucking drunk thinking he was going to die from drinking with drake bell(wtf?) saying "it's all that drake motherfucker's fault" and later proceeded to tell me "you are my twitter"
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
Just woke up to find that I'd left a stove burner on for the past 6 hours or so. I'm now banned from Ambien cooking.
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