Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
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Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
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who are you talking about my vagina to?!
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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