So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
Pregnant stripper...not hot.
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
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I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
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I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
Are these your boobs on my camera?
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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