You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
It's just like the Real World with babies
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
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i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
Can vaginas get frostbite?
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Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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