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(847): View more from Illinois

This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason

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(847): This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason http://tfl.nu/ngth

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imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"

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(608): imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord" http://tfl.nu/17lg

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You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?

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yea

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turns out that you did...and i just found it.

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(856): You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel? (856): yea (1-856): turns out that you did...and i just found it. http://tfl.nu/lurm

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(347): View more from New York

we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy

(203): View more from Connecticut

go home

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(347): we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy (203): go home http://tfl.nu/91uo

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(479): View more from Arkansas

Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.

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(479): Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke. http://tfl.nu/d4y7

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(703): View more from Virginia

look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys

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(703): look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys http://tfl.nu/ae48

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(323): View more from California

Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.

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(323): Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper. http://tfl.nu/471e

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(208): View more from Idaho

Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.

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(208): Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it. http://tfl.nu/9b8s

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(636): View more from Missouri

I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.

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(636): I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together. http://tfl.nu/hsqn

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It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.

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(757): It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog. http://tfl.nu/clzo

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we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?

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(831): we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana? http://tfl.nu/g0t3

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(970): View more from Colorado

He needs to seriously stop texting me at 3am for sex. Late night and early morning hours are for the guys who DON'T bust a nut in the first 5 minutes of making out.

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Yeah minute men are best for late afternoons when you're inbetween running errands and have nothing to do.

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(970): He needs to seriously stop texting me at 3am for sex. Late night and early morning hours are for the guys who DON'T bust a nut in the first 5 minutes of making out. (303): Yeah minute men are best for late afternoons when you're inbetween running errands and have nothing to do. http://tfl.nu/z2aq

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(630): View more from Illinois

He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.

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(630): He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me. http://tfl.nu/kvrj

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(973): View more from New Jersey

You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated

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(973): You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated http://tfl.nu/yaej

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(484): View more from Pennsylvania

You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..

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(484): You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them.. http://tfl.nu/tn7r

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