I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
He tried to say "god bless your heart" to the stripper but it came out "god bless your pussy"
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...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
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Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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