I forgot how hot balto sounded
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
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So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
Two women at the Safeway just got out of their separate cars and kissed. One was driving an outback, the other a CRV. It was like a Honda and Subaru had a lesbian joint venture and filmed the commercial in front of me.
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Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
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