fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
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Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
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First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
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