he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
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We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
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Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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