I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
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Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
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I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
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