I woke up at 7am naked in my bathtub with the shower running. My apartment was so full of steam that my ceiling was dripping. Who thought it would be okay for me to get my own place, anyway?
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
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You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
Drake has all the answers
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
Pants are for mortals
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
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