Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
do herpes really smell.
found the other keg... it's in the tree
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At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
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When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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