Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
and this is why i am such an inspirational person, i am the Joel Osteen of alcoholics.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
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Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
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Dude, if that was the MLB player I think it was leaving your bedroom this morning please tell me you got his autograph. It could pay the rent for like six months.
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
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