The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
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I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
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Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
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