no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
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dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
THE EAGLE HAS MY PANTIES. I REPEAT. THE FUCKING MASCOT HAS MY PANTIES.
HOLY SHIT. You're my hero.
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
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