I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
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Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
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Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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