he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
Thanks for jumping on that grenade for me last night. You're the best wingman ever
She ate 7 of the 8 slices of pizza. I deserve a purple heart and sex w your sister
you know whats weird about having a girlfriend....I look forward to masturbating now....sort of like quality me time.
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
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she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
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I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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