i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
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There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
Within the hour, he sent me 8 texts and 4 voice memos. One of the memos was just him whistling for 3 minutes. ...It's official, I attract the crazies.
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
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Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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